My Killer Vacation

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the writing also ain't it and i have zero hopes for this murder mystery tbh. i should have learned my lesson with Verity because thriller/mystery and romance do not mix well that insta-lust to insta-love journey over five days is wild but what's even more wild is every single myles chapter. usually i'm screaming at the top of my lungs for dual pov. in this case - i would beg the author to get rid of the myles chapters. Taylor is the most immature main character I've encountered lately. She's naive, childish, and if I was the parent of one of her students, I'd be very concerned about my child's safety and mental state. On the other side, the sister of the murder victim hires a bounty hunter to privately investigate the case, and in enters the scene one Myles Sumner, a 6'5 mean machine nomad that lives by his own rules. When Taylor finds Myles, not only do sparks fly but so do her gut instincts that there is more to this case and the two inevitably end up working together (much to Myles's dismay) whilst he desperately tries to stay out of Taylor's red hook up panties. We readers are immediately informed that he's NEVER felt like this before. Never been so attracted to another woman, never wanted another oyster like he craves hers.

When she found the dead body she didn't panic, she used her intuition and found some evidence, she put herself in Myles's path and forced him to notice her (although she didn't have to try very hard, her bikini top and shorts did all the talking), she took control of her own sexuality and demanded Myles to show her what it's like to have the type of sex she dreamed of. She never once pushed Myles to change instead, she allowed him to open his own eyes and dream of more! Not to mention this girl was comedy gold, I just loved her with my whole heart. He is the NO commitment guy, he calls her bridezilla, but he finds himself deeply and emotionally attracted to her and he tries to avoid those feelings the entire book. Jude chokes and I jump to my feet, prepared to perform the Heimlich maneuver.❞ - the more I read tho the more I just fell in love with her, please this is the funniest thing ever and reminds me of my mum who thinks if I sneeze/cough once = covid 😭 nah tessa bailey really handed me a book that has every trope i loved and thought she could get away with it ✋🏻 There comes in Myles Sumner, the hot, scary private investigator hired to solve the murder. And it’s at first glance that he falls head over heels for Taylor.

jude; best thing in the entire book. he’s taylor’s brother, taylor always adores and supports him and i can clearly understand why, he is the cutest person to exist. i mean while taylor and myles were arguing he was constantly talking about how he likes his burritos 😭 My favorite part ended up being the murder mystery. Tessa really nailed it with the plot twists and the suspects and the rich characters. I kept coming up with theories that were shut down every time, lol. Work it tight, baby. Baby. Perfect for me. Jesus Christ. Don’t you ever get hurt on me again. Don’t you ever.” What she didn’t expect was to run into Captain Brendan Taggart, a grumpy fisherman who was convinced she wouldn’t last long living in Westport. But in a such small town as Westport, Piper and Brendan can’t help running into each other and deny their attraction to one another. I haven't had the best time with previous TB new releases, it seems like everyone and their dog loved It Happened One Summer, but not me. Although I liked both main characters, their choices/how the book progressed in the final third of the book weren't enjoyable for me. But this book right here? This belongs in the TB hall of fame.

taylor; i have not much things to say about her. i liked her but not adored her, she is just cute and trying to get out of her comfort zone and be brave. This was the most fun murder mystery romcom I have ever had the pleasure of reading (it may also be my first tho skksks). Jude is amazing at anything water-related,” I say, patting his arm. “There’s no reason we have to let a broken window ruin his vacation.” Yes,Here's what's difficult: she is getting better and less cringe as time goes by when it comes to romance, but for a muder mystery? This was so so incredibly and torturously: and the smut? where's that guy from a few years who was squirting lemon juice in his eyes for clout? that's sounding really appealing right now. I thought I'd be here writing about how awful her FMC was, and how cringe the relationship was but, not really. She nailed those this time. His dirty talk made my skin crawl, and I can assure you, I've read a lot of disturbing books in my life, but a little few things are as concerning as a slimy guy written like he's hot.

One thing about Tessa’s books is that the heroes are always very (VERY) over the top - just growly, broody, very tall humans who become completely obsessed with the heroines within seconds of meeting them. And, sometimes, that works really well (hello, It Happened One Summer) and sometimes it’s very annoying (this, unfortunately).I love dialogue like this, just something about it has me giggling and blushing like a lunatic. I don't even care that its insta-lust, I usually hate that trope and prefer slow burns but TB really writes this trope so well. The tension, the will they won't they, the final explosion when it becomes too much? >>> inject that shit into my veins.

Taylor's character growth was one of my favorite things about this book. So far she's lived a very safe and boring life, with her routine of being a teacher and dating boring financial bros who are 2 pump vanilla chumps in the bedroom. I don't think it's a bad story, I didn't dislike it, but when you close the book and think of what you’ve just read you realise it wasn't that good. Myles is not that hot and Taylor is a caricature of the classic good girl. Inspired by Alexis Rose from the comedy hit show “Schitt’s Creek”, It Happened One Summer is a “fish-out-of-water” story following Piper Bellinger, the “It Girl” of Los Angeles who was sent off to a fisherman town called Westport after a party that got little out of hand. myles summer (H) meets taylor (h) when she discovers the body of her temporary landlord in the vacation home she was renting. myles was hired by the victims brother-in-law (also myles’s friend) to investigate the murder.Dear God, how did I get to a fertility doctor?❞ - WE LOVE AN UNHINGED MAN WHO OVERTHINKS ABOUT THE FUTURE, TRYING TO ADD 2+2 AND SOMEHOW GETTING 800 🙏🏽🙏🏽😭😭 It Happened One Summer has a spice level of 4/5, easily one of the most spiciest books by Tessa Bailey. It Happened One Summer Spicy Chapters